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Nov 06, 2005, 01:08 AM // 01:08
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: San Francisco
Profession: W/Mo
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Prank Calls!
More food for hungry spammers!
What's the funniest prank call that you've ever made or been on the recieving end of? 
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Nov 06, 2005, 01:47 AM // 01:47
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: At home, content at beating the Domain of Anguish and therefore the entirety of Guild Wars (for now)
Guild: Formerly Charr Slayers Of Ascalon (CSOA), currently unemployed
Profession: W/Mo
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Funniest I've Made (it was to a neighbor that had Qwest
 ): Hello, this is Qwest, and we are here to inform you of a great savings plan to save money on your telephone bill. In order to recieve this offer, please press the buttons in accordance to the word RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO.Funniest I've Recieved: Hi you bas*ard. |
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Dec 06, 2005, 12:16 AM // 00:16
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: seattle
Guild: Wantafanta [wtf]
Profession: Mo/E
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welcome to the mental help hotline if your co-dependent please have someone press one if your obsesive compulsive please press 2 repetedly if your schitzophrenic please press╞ if your paranoid just hang up we know who you are and why your calling
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Dec 06, 2005, 12:28 AM // 00:28
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: u kidding?
Guild: LBS RUNNERS ACADEMY
Profession: W/Mo
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Hello, this is dinas welcome to de save ze whale Foundation [russian accent]
would you like to donate too dollarz to ze save ze whales foundation. we dont save ze whales, but we try to. weird prank i got |
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Dec 06, 2005, 12:32 AM // 00:32
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Titusville, PA <nowhere>
Guild: KOD <Knights of the Dragonrose><Guild Officer>
Profession: W/Mo
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I tricked my friend into believe he called the wrong number and had the mental hospital. The roles are played by ME
ME: Hello, Northwest Mental Institution, how may I direct your call? The Friend: Um...I must have the wrong number... ME: If you were trying to reach the help desk, I can re-direct you.. The friend: No...I was uh, trying to reach my friend... ME: For visiting hours, the schedule is posted on our website... The friend: No.. I meant my friend's phone number, I seem to be mistaken.. Brother: I'm sorry, please deposit 40 cents to complete your call. The friend: What the hell? I'm on my phone, not a payphone! Brother: I'm sorry, please deposit 40 cents to complete your call. The friend: Ugh! I actually tricked him..he didn't call my house for weeks afterward, only just came over... --The shim |
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Dec 06, 2005, 12:56 AM // 00:56
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Banned
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Boston
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to vicytoria secrets-
Hi this is victoria secrets, how can i help you? uhh hi, whats the biggest size thong u guys have?? (they said some size i forgot) will that fit pamela anderson? becuz my girlfriends a$$ is big as that(kinda laughed) and they hung up, few months later, my friend+bro did it too (not same prank) then they said they will call the cops, and they thought it was fake, but then the cops came, and we stopped calling there lol another- called my friends house me: hi is mike there? his mom: sorry u got the wrong number me: are u sure? mike rotch doesnt live there/ his mom: im sure, mike rotch doesnt live here LOL |
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Dec 06, 2005, 06:12 AM // 06:12
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I dunt even get "Retired"
Join Date: Aug 2005
Guild: Fifteen Over Fifty [Rare]
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One time, I used three way calling and dialed up 2 McDonalds, oh man... "Hello, this is McDonalds..." few seconds later, "Hi, this is McDonalds." "No it's not, I'm McDonalds, who are you?" Oh man, they each thought the other was a prank caller.
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Dec 06, 2005, 07:12 AM // 07:12
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Academy Page
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: In my bed
Guild: Onslaught of Xen
Profession: W/E
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I was on the unfortunate receiving end of:
Caller: Hello, is Yogi there? Me: Nope Caller: Oops, I guess I made a Booboo. *click* |
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Dec 06, 2005, 07:17 AM // 07:17
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Forge Runner
Join Date: May 2005
Location: The Infinite Representation Of Pie And Its Many Brilliances
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Caller ID is a wonderful thing, really. Never been prank called in my life.
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Dec 06, 2005, 07:30 AM // 07:30
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Campbell, California
Guild: Legio Imortalii
Profession: W/Mo
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Getting a call at 3:00am in the morning about a someone saying he caught me masturbating to squirrels, isn't so great.
Anyways, even though this isn't real, I wish I could do this. http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/278299 Touch tone genius! |
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Dec 06, 2005, 08:25 AM // 08:25
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Pre-Searing Vanquisher
Join Date: Jun 2005
Guild: Fifteen Over Fifty [Rare]
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Prank played on a friend, have someone random person answer your cell phone. My friend had a conversation with them about why do they have his friends cell phone, if they found, could they return it to him so that he can give it back to me, etc. He really believed I lost my phone and that someone had found it and wasn't going to return it. Two weeks later I happened to be in the same room as him when someone calls my cellphone and I take it out and answer it right in front of him. He starts punching my arm while I'm on the phone.
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Dec 06, 2005, 08:27 AM // 08:27
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: mtricht
Guild: Limburgse Jagers
Profession: W/Mo
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i called my friend rik and got his dad
me: hi is rik there? dad: no me: really? he told me he was home the whole day dad: well he isnt. me: but i hear him in the back? dad: yea, but he's not home coz he is doing the dishes. me: oh right. shall i call back then? dad: sure thing. me: ok *hang up* *call back 1 sec after hanging up* me: is he home now? dad: no, still not home.. me: ill call back then. dad: alright *hang up* *call back 2 sec later* dad: is it that urgent? me: no dad: then why do you keep calling back? me: i want to save him from doing dishes. dad: wiseguy.. RIK! PHONE! me: harhar |
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Dec 06, 2005, 09:12 AM // 09:12
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: May 2005
Location: UK, or is it? *confused*
Profession: A/Rt
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nice on Napirus, there are some great WUC on my radio station.
Basically, this guy calls up a random number and puts on "snippets" about a scouser brother (no offence to those, but I mean gangsta  )Usual ones are: Alright our kid!? EYA!!! You want a pirate DVD off us? EYA...! You got a fag?!? My Credit's running out! I'm gonna come and find ya! YOU WHAT!? (this line always p----- or scares people when it's repeatedly said) Should try and listen to it at 8:30AM (No gmt difference) weekdays via Galaxy Manchester's website |
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Dec 06, 2005, 10:11 AM // 10:11
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Retired
Join Date: Apr 2005
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Grrrrrrrr ... prank calls ... they are about as funny as a rusty nail in my shoulder
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Dec 06, 2005, 04:09 PM // 16:09
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: New Haven, CT
Guild: Neverland Entity
Profession: Me/Mo
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is your refrigerater running??? catch it!!!
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Dec 06, 2005, 04:09 PM // 16:09
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Somewhere between the Real World and Tyria ;P
Guild: The Gothic Embrace [Goth]
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LOL my friend got one of those agencies to prank call me. This lady called me and said she was calling from the... oh well it's X-rated so you don't get to know *heh heh heh*
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Dec 06, 2005, 05:21 PM // 17:21
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: seattle
Guild: Wantafanta [wtf]
Profession: Mo/E
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I once called a friends house when he had a new girl friend over they had dated for about a month when I called she answered the phone and I asked WHO IS THIS WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE WHERE IS MY HUSBAND after about 20 seconds I told her who I really was and tat it was a joke he was mad though lol
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Dec 06, 2005, 06:52 PM // 18:52
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Somewhere between the Real World and Tyria ;P
Guild: The Gothic Embrace [Goth]
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LMAO good one :P
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Dec 06, 2005, 06:59 PM // 18:59
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Delphian Scribe
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Holland
Guild: No guild ;_;
Profession: N/Me
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My dad and i always say this to peeps whe know.
Welcome to sexclub the naked goldfish what can i do for you? (20 peeps already hang up the phone because of that) |
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Dec 07, 2005, 03:09 AM // 03:09
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Banned
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Boston
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